Bag of Chips by Binary Zone
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"BAG OF CHIPS -CZ",8,1: SEARCHING FOR BAG OF CHIPS -CZ LOADING READY. RUN - PWELL, LIBBLE MY SLITCHES! AFTER THE HUGELY POPULAR AND UNIVERSALLY ADORED 'BAG OF LAGER' DEMO (AHEMM) HERE WE HAVE ANOTHER SELECTION OF GREAT TOONZ FOR YOU TO SLAP YOUR THIGHS TO (?). ALL THE CRUCIAL 'RES-POKE-MODEM-PLOTTER' CODING FOR THIS DEMO WAS DONE BY ANDY 'LAVATORY' ROBERTS AND THE TEXT THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY OGLING WAS HAMMERED IN BY KENZ (SNOGGING CHAMP - NEW YEAR 1994) OF BINARY ZONE PD, COMPUTER WORLD, THE GUILD AND PSYTRONIK SOFTWARE. ALL THE MEGA MUSIX IN THIS DEMO WERE COMPOSED AND PERFORMED BY PAUL 'FEEKZOID' HANNAY. NOW IT'S TIME TO SIT BACK IN A COMFY CHAIR, POP OPEN A CAN OF YOUR FAVE GROG AND I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY OF HOW THE NAME OF THE 'BAG OF CHIPS' DEMO CAME INTO BEING ... PICTURE THE SCENE, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT, RAIN IS LASHING DOWN, AND ME AND THREE CHUMS (COLLETT, MEZ AND MART) ARE RETURNING FROM THE CINEMA AFTER SEEING 'DEMOLITION MAN'. SOMEONE HAS THE STELLAR IDEA OF GOING TO THE CHINESE TAKEAWAY FOR SOME NOSH. FOR SOME BAFFLING REASON WE ALL ORDERED A LARGE BAG OF CHIPS EACH AND DECIDE TO SCOFF THEM IN MARTS CAR. AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES OF 'OMM-YOMMING' THE CHIPS NONE OF US COULD EAT THEM ALL, SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BIT OF A GRIN TO PLACE A BAG UNDER EACH WHEEL OF THE CAR AND REVERSE OVER THEM. WE ALL PILED OUT ONTO THE CAR-PARK AND PLACED A STEAMING BAG UNDER EACH WHEEL. THE ENGINE WAS STARTED UP AND THE CAR BEGAN TO MOVE SLOWLY ONTO THE CHIPS. I STILL HAD A MOUTHFUL OF CHIPS WHILE THIS WAS HAPPENING AND THE SIGHT OF THE BAGS SPLITTING OPEN AND WHITE GUNGE OOZING OUT WAS TOO MUCH ... I STARTED TO CHOKE MY WAY INTO A LAUGHING FIT. THAT WAS WHEN THE REALLY CLASSIC THING HAPPENED! MART FELT THE TRACTION GOING SO HE FLOORED THE CAR AND THE TWO BAGS AT THE FRONT WERE WHEELSPAN INTO THE AIR. A STEREO CHIP FOUNTAIN!! I JUST WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT, AND ALMOST THREW UP BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUNNY (I WAS STILL STRUGGLING TO SWALLOW AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME!!) ... YESSSSS! WHAT A CHORTLE! HOKAY, THUS ENDETH THAT HISTORY LESSON. I THINK IT'S TIME TO LET FLY MY SECRET WEAPON JUST LIKE RHUBARB AND CUSTARD ONCE DID ... YUP, IT'S TIME FOR THE GREETINGS! A WHOPPINGLY ENORMOUS HI TO ... ANDY 'CADBURYS CHOMP' ROBERTS, FEEKZOID '500 BEATS PER MINUTE' ZOIKYFEED, JON 'NO SURRENDER?' WELLS, ALF 'SEMICOLON' YNGVE, MAD/PADUA, BETRAYER/XENTRIX, CHRIS/XENTRIX, FROSTIE/OZONE, MERMAN/OZONE, CAPTAIN KIRK, CRACK/FANTASYS, PETER 'CREATOR' ADAMS, HELLRAISER, EQUINOX, NUKE, DEMI-GOD, ROBERT 'GREEN FINGERS' REES, LEE 'WEIRD DESIGNS' ELLIOT, DANNY G, SEAN BAILEY, DAMIAN STEELE, JORDEN VAN DER ELST, APEX COMPUTER PRODUCTIONS LTD, LEE 'ODOUR EATERS' COLLETT, DAVE 'BLERBLE' MEZ, MARTIN 'CHIPS' FULLOWAY, RICHARD 'AXE HAIR' HARRISON, TRISHA 'TRISH' FRY, SONIA '9 FINGERS HAIR' MORRIS, TONI 'SONIA'S SISTER' MORRIS, LUCY 'PARCEL WRAP' MORRIS, MATT 'HYPNOPEDIA' WALTON, PHIL 'ASSASSIN' WALTON, LUKE 'ELVIS' HARRIS, HELEN 'CUP OF TEA' WALTON, MIKE 'CHECK IT OUT ON THIS' THORNTON, CHRIS 'WHEEEEESH' GREEN, MAT 'SEND ME SOME GRAPHICS' RECARDO, RICHARD 'SKELETOR MASK' MORRISH, AND WAZ ... HELLO? ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SCROLLY THINGYMAWIBBLER? DO PEOPLE REALLY READ SCROLLERS AT ALL? DO THEY RUN AWAY AND HIDE WHEN LOADS OF GREETINGS START TO SLIDE ACROSS THEIR SCREEN? WHO KNOWS?! ANYWAY CHUMS, I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL ENJOYED THIS RATHER NIFTY DEMO. THIS DEMO WAS PRODUCED BY DIGITAL GRAFFITI FOR BINARY ZONE PD AND IS 'EXCLUSIVEWARE'. THIS MEANS THAT THIS DEMO CAN BE FREELY SPREAD TO ANY LOCATION ON THIS FUNKY PLANET BUT IS ONLY AVAILABLE FROM ONE PD LIBRARY - BINARY ZONE PD ... AND NOW, WITH THE SOUND OF 'HARDCOREREALITY' THUNDERING OUT OF MY STEREO, (A 529K AMIGA PROTRACKER MODULE BY FEEKZOID WHICH HAS JUST HIT 255 BEATS PER MINUTE), I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU NOW AND TAPE 'BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD' SO IT'S BYE-BYE FROM KENZ! LONG LIVE THE C64! THRUSTING ORBS RULE! WHAT HAS THAT SHAPELY EGYPTIAN GIRL GOT TO DO WITH LISTERINE? - ING ... PICTURE THE SCENE, IT'S LATE AT - PCQCI J P#Q#D I J - TA[A ATA[A^ATA[A]ATA[A^ATA[A A[ - TA[A ATA[A^ATA[A]ATA[A^ATA[A A[A - TA[A ATA[A^ATA A - !C^CZCYC C/C/C!C - TA ATC CRA^AOA[AOC[C - EGKAEGNANPN E?E3 -